How stupid is Faith talking to the videotape? Like she didn't know how it turned out. FYI, Faith, the dead
guy on the floor was a spoiler for the tape.
Little Finney doing his Bosco impression melts my butter.
Dumbass: I bit my tongue
Bosco Jr.: You're about to get it ripped out
*snicker* I love Little Finney. Davis and Finney snarkfest isn't nearly as entertaining as 55Charlie Original
Recipe. Still it's a feast of eye candy. Not that Sully isn't cuddly in his own teddy bear way.
Poor Carlos again. He can't have a good thing happen (Holly coming home) without a bad thing (yuck more
blood).
*drools* arms. . . Manny . . . arms. Was there dialog that scene? I was distracted. Then he went all police
brutality and I passed out from the hormones.
Cruz: Oh I'm scared, Manny. He looked at me all hard
*snicker more* Thanks for the snark.
Ouch! Shot twice in one night? Once by a cop and once by a kid in the police station. Now would be the
time to rethink the choices you made in your life, you know?
Wow, Cruz can't sweat a kid any more? She's getting soft. PapaSwersky!! We'll add him to the poor baby
list.
Well, Faith must think Little Finney is Bosco Jr. too. She snipes at him the same as she does to the original.
Still, we're getting a tiny glimpse of the old Faith we love with the snarky comments.
Does everybody on Medical Investigation talk that fast? And that office scene - you could cut the tension with
a knife, if there was any. How come doctors are so gleeful about deadly disease?
Jelly! Um isn't he senior detective in their little partnership? You would think she would be reporting to him
instead of the other way around. And look, special guest star, Faith's cleavage is making another appearance.
Bosco! I leave for a few months and you let the whole place go to hell?
How much did I love the extra long handshake with PapaSwersky? And was that a glacier forming on the
stairs? How did anyone not see that things were not peachy?
Bosco!!! Don't you have anything to do, Detective?
Wow. Something tells me somebody wasn't acting. How wonderful is seeing Bosco in that locker room
though? Mind your own damn business, Detective.
Still, it hurts. That was acting.
Manny arms yum. . . Hey! What are you doing with a coat, dammit?!? Don't put that on! Crap.
Manny arms: Cops and Robbers has a way of getting your second wind up
*sigh*
Hey is this West Wing? What's with the walking conference? And how does the doctor saying she was at a
lecture equate to her fawning? Big egos R us. Fits right in with the Detective/Saint Faith.
This Marcel guy is creeping me out.
But he's right. I love her when she's mean too.
Continuity! Holy crap! After two seasons, Sully was still married to Tatiana and she still died. Wow
somebody's been watching the show.
Holly: Did you miss me?
Um, yeah. Of course he missed you. He hearts you, Holly! But way to give a guy a heart attack! You're
family? I can hardly wait, but you may need the paddles to start poor little Carlos's heart again. Quite a shock.
You know, I loved Crossing Jordan. I loved all the medical stuff. I loved how everybody was nuts. I think I
loved all the medical stuff because everybody was nuts. These Medical Investigation dudes aren't nuts. They
take themselves too seriously. I mean, Jordan would have had something funny to say to Nigel or kissed
Woody or something by now, you know? *yawn*
You know what else? Faith is taking this detective thing too seriously too. Is poking your nose into Bosco's
range scores part of her job? No. I'm sure the mommy part of her is just worried that Bosco's going to get
hurt on the job, but damn. He's a fricken adult.
I hate this too. Poor Carlos is sick. I love seeing more of him, but could we see him falling down the fire pole
or having a battle of wits with Grace? Poor baby.
I can't help but snicker whenever I see the ESU guys. I keep flashing back to "The Blues Brothers." I'm a
nerd. I know.
More to snicker about. . . guess the dead guy - was he eaten by a lion? Yup. Great game, Mona.
Really, I could have done without the body parts.
Welcome to hour two of The Faith Show.
Not to repeat myself, but damn they all talk too fast. I half expect one of them to end their dialog with "void
where prohibited."
How come they named the bad guy after Rushikins? Karma, Rush. You tortured Bosco, they named bad
guys after you.
And the doctor guy? Knows not what he does. He stuck his dirty, gloved finger inside his other glove to take
it off putting whatever cooties against his bare skin. Why did he even bother putting the glove on? Don't they
have technical advisors on this show?
And they cancelled Third Watch? Assclowns. I mean Bosco dropped his gun a lot, but he never pointed it at
himself.
Poor Holly. She finally stops wearing her dead husband's ashes around her neck and Carlos gets sick. How
cute is Carlos trying to take care of her over the phone?
Ewwww. I really don't like the bloody guts stuff. If this show gets picked up, somebody's getting a world of
noogies I swear.
Holly: Carlos just has me and his roommie
So, Carlos doesn't have a brother any more?
Could the doctor be a little more wooden? "He's gone." Resistance is futile. We are NBC. You will be
assimilated into another Law & Order series.
Hey! They remembered Carlos was a Marine! *basks in the continuity*
And how much do I love Carlos? Season one Carlos wouldn't have gotten out of bed and held the guy's hand
while he died. He's all grown up *wipes away tear*
And Holly. I love love love Holly. She may be loopy, but she has backbone.
Why didn't they just hose down the set with blood and call it a show? Geez! I miss car chases and signs that
say "old women make me wet" and "Bosco is a dick." *sigh*
To recap
Yes, I have been having a season one TW marathon
I miss Sully
And Swersky
And everybody but Faith
Cruz needs to stop and feel the arms YUM
Holly and Carlos sittin' in a tree. . .Finally! A ship that will sail!
Poor Jelly all that seniority and nothing to show for it
Blood and more blood Eeewwwww
Coming this fall to NBC Law & Order: Geriatric Unit
Bite me NBC.
