5.19 Spanking the Monkey
Poor Bosco, all those demons, all that regret and they won't wash away in the sink.  What an extra special way to start an
episode - gazing deeply into my poor baby's eyes.  *sigh*  Call me a mom, but that's a public sink.  It's all germy, Bosco.  
And he didn't even let the water out.  Sorry, I've been doing spring cleaning.

Hey it's the Fonz!!

Fonzie:  I'd like to see one of your officers, Maurice Boscorelli

PapaSwerski:  What'd he do now?

*snicker*  I loved that Papa automatically expected he'd done something wrong.  CLASSIC!

Sully, Ty doesn't want to tell you where he was because he was looking to get his own monkey spanked.  Bad Ty!  No
donuts for you.

Awww Faith cares that Bosco looks tired.  And Maurice staying all night with his mom.  How precious?  

Bastard Boscorelli (aka Mikey and Bosco's Dad) hired a lawyer?  I thought he "owed some people some money" and
needed to turn in Mikey for the cash.  And said lawyer leaving a small child in the front of a precinct house with the dregs?
 What a butthead.

Bosco:  Where did you come from?  I mean where did my father find you?

Fonzie:  We have mutual acquaintances.

Bosco:  Oh that's great.  I was getting' a little worried here about your credentials.

*snickers more*  

How much do I love the scene on the stairs?  How much to I love that one finger to the belly button so that she can't
tower over him?  How much do I love this line?

"I don't know how many times I have to tell you this.  Listen to me and listen real close.  If you hurt my brother, I'm gonna
kill ya.  And that's a promise."

How much do I love the look of terror in Sgt. Scaredy Pants face?  Oh yeah - a BUNCH!  Almost as much as chocolate.
 This is the best beginning to an episode since Welcome to Camelot.  I'm all tingly with satisfaction.

And she has reason to be scared.  Faith's already shot her once and had her in her sights again.  Jelly's pissed at her.  
Mrs. Kotter's about had it with her.  And Swersky, sweet Swersky, chewing her out last time *insert dreamy sigh of
PapaSwersky love here*  If Cruz got killed, at this point would anyone at the department go to her funeral?  Maybe to
dance on her grave and that's just wrong.

Poor little Mikey, poor big brother Mo.  Listen to him, Mikey, he knows what happens to people who work with Cruz.  
Listen to him, Mo, he's doing this to show you he can do the right thing.  He just wants to be brothers again.  This
Mo/Mikey brother stuff makes me want to cry.  Poor babies.  I just want to give them giant hugs.

Ty, don't lie to the Sully.

Sully:  What's an eight letter word for lying that starts with a "b"?

Okay, I can do these.  I love crossword puzzles.  Um "baloney" no that's only seven.  Hmm b - u - l - l -  Ooohhhh.  
Funny, Sul.  More CLASSIC TW moments.

My question is why didn't Mikey go to Mrs. Kotter in the first place?  Isn't she the narcotics sergeant?  

So much for Kim and Jimmy being broken up.  He drives all the way up from where ever he is to give her a ride home?  
And aren't Carlos and Holly so cute.  I've got a bad case of "Selective Perception" myself.  Why does Friday never get
here and then it speeds by so quickly?  What's even scarier is I knew what it was before she explained it.  I've got too
much in common with the loopiest member of the 55.

I love Carlos being the Carlos of old on occasion.  The "yeah right" was so perfectly him.

Okay, greasy newbie is still creepin' me out.  How Kim stood there without a comeback is beyond me.  I think her
backbone is off line.  However, back to the Carlos love - the look he Kim when he's waiting for her comeback, the way
he checked her out then shrugged - I'm so totally in love.  The old school in this episode is rocking my socks.

Cruz is way too happy for this to be good.  I wonder what happened to her little digital camera?  
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